My first post

So I finally created a blog. A blog that I'm sure no one but myself will ever read. That's ok. Now I can talk about all of you!

Damn This World And Everyone In It! My brother always said that if they ever wrote a book about my life, that's what it would be called. And it's so very appropriate, really. I am a bitter, jaded cynic. I'm sarcastic, and pessimistic, and I hate people. Well, most people. I like Kiefer Sutherland. And that Joe Boxer guy. But that's pretty much it.

So what has made me into the charming person I am today? Good question. I think it all boils down to the fact that most people suck. Seriously, compare the amount of nice people you deal with every day to the amount of complete morons you deal with every day. Think about it for a minute. See?

Or maybe it's due to The Organization. What? You haven't heard of The Organization? Trust me, it exists. I'm convinced that somewhere, there is a secret organization of people out there that exists for the sole purpose of irritating me.

Or maybe it's the fact that my life hasn't turned out quite the way I had expected. I was a good kid, smart student, graduated with honours. Now I'm a 32 year old single receptionist, who filed for bankruptcy a few months ago, and has been dealing with some sort of mystery illness that has sent me to 8 different doctors over the past 5 months. Ain't life grand?