Monday, February 06, 2006

The true spirit

Wow, I just realized that I haven't posted anything in like 6 months. Probably because I lead the most boring life on the face of the planet. All my friends who have blogs have all these interesting things to write about. They're either travelling, or having babies, or just have a lot of really cool things to talk about. Me? Not so much. I figure that if I keep waiting for something interesting to happen before I post, I'll probably never post again.

So I've decided to use this blog in the true spirit it was created: to bitch about all the damned morons in the world! If there's an idiot on the face of this planet, they find me. I used to vent to my friend L here at work, but she left to go on maternity leave last week. Which is really depressing for me. You know how when you have a really crappy job that you hate, there's usually one person there who makes you laugh, who you can bitch to, who makes it all just a little more bearable? Well, she was that person. And now that L is gone, I'm on my own here. It's just me and all the people I can't stand.

Which means that I now have no one to bitch to about the little things that drive me batty and all the idiots I deal with on a daily basis. And, believe you me, if anyone deals with idiots, it's a receptionist! (By the way, who invented the phrase "Believe you me"? Wouldn't it make more sense to say: "Believe me, you!")

From now on, if you piss me off, you're going in the blog! ("Oooh, what a scary threat!Please don't put me in your blog, anonymous internet girl!") Shut up.